alrighty, that public hearing went well...

Reverend Dr. Sun Myung Moon
Family Federation for World Peace and Unification
4 West 43rd Street
New York, NY 10036

Re: Moonie Camp - Metachohonts Road, Accord, NY

Dear Rev. Moon:

First of all please let me apologize to you and your fellow Moonies for the actions of my community. We were wrong to try to ban together to pressure our town government to pass zoning and other codes to allow us to shut your camp down. At the time, we used zoning, planning and local government home rule to exert undue pressure on you and your followers causing your unfortunate departure from our lovely and hospitable community.

Since then, we have determined that government should do as little as possible because government is never a good idea. We are trying to win back our town in our next election so we can get rid of all these horrible new laws and, hopefully, the old ones too! Soon, we will have a law free paradise just like our founding fathers envisioned.

I look forward to those long nights of bonfires and dancing amongst your lively high spirited worshippers. I now understand that we were wrong to call your group a cult, because it is clear that you guys are just a big extended peace loving family. Without any noise of other bad restrictions, limiting your members creativity, you will be able to do whatever you please, when ever you please.

I have to warn you that your campground has been bulldozed under and all your buildings will need to be rebuilt. Right now, it is virtually impossible for you to set up in your old camp because the new laws are so restrictive. However, very soon, you will be able to build anything you want, and more or less where ever you want without restriction.

We all await your return to Accord, NY. Maybe this time you can bring even more worshippers and really fill the camp area to its full Moonerific potential.

Clearly, it is in our best interest to vote for no taxes, no laws and no government in Rochester on Nov. 6, 2007.

Are you looking forward to the return of the Moonies?

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